St. Patrick's Day Limericks

In honor of upcoming St. Patrick's day, we will be posting some limericks! If any of our readers come up with any good ones, just leave them as a comment on this post and we will re-post our favorites! Here is one about Yuengling to get you started:

There once was a beer calld Yuengling;
It left your tongue with a tingling.
So fill up your cup,
Then drink it all up.
And run to the bathroom for tinkling.

Good luck!
-The Brews Brothers